"The BOSS"

Last evening was a time I was waiting for.I was so so waiting for it.Ever since the movie "Sivaji" had hit the screen, I had wanting to do.Thanks to the n number of "Rasigar mandrams",Corporate "Team Outings", tickets had proved futile.
Anyways the magical 3 hours happened yesterday.What went through my grey matter and red matter was as magical as it could be.
As I walked down the aisle, I walked with a sense of pride.I belonged to a race that appreciated well done movies and this definately claimed to be one. I was one of those thousands of "fans" who were really passionate about this movie rather than "macha, new release" kinds. I was one of those who was waiting to tear my vocal chords all through the movie just cheering our "Hero".
There it was. The magical alphabets that had caught audiences through decades of entertainment.I would have paid the entire ticket cost to just watch that one sentence."S-U-P-E-R-S-T-A-R" .....and it began.....
What a high! The whistling,hooting,clapping, screams...name it and any form u can think of to cheer was there. I tested my vocal chords for the maximum value it could ever be set to!!I turned teh wheels of time around and became that brat at school who would climb tables and shoulders to cheer our team performing..It was "MY" team, this was "MY" superstar!
Punches or Punch dialogues, they hit as hard as possible.Style or Stylish effects, they flaunted as much as possible.
Nay me not giving you those reviews of the movie.yOu get loads of them elsewhere.I am just dwelling in that magic called "Rajni".
My only ever regret- I dont know how to whistle:( else....whooof!!!!Go WATCH it man!!!! Just go!!

And the Oscar goes to....

"I cant believe this.I am so thankful to everyone who has been part of this award.My director,my producer, my family,my friends, my dhobi,my milkman,my postman,my cobbler, my dear puppy and my nailcutter.Thanks so much.sob sob...Love you all...this award is for my fans...muah!"
Hmmm..I often to rehearse such stuff in the bathroom mirror.You know I may not have the time later once I became a super star and won the best actress award!! Hmpff..Okies cut to reality..I aint going anywhere beyond my bathroom mirror with this speech.I actually pride in not being famous!Let me tell you why.Read my comprehensive list below and you will know why I actually decided not to become famous when I could have been the next big thing of "Rosewood" -
1. I could have never had bhel puri on the road.Image u see.
2. Would have to comb my hair and wash it regularly.
3. Cant wear a pink frock with lace and go unnoticed.
4. Cant wear a flourescent green hairband and go without an article in Page 3 ,"Fashion donts" list on Women's era.
5. Cant feast on icecreams and lick up the melted cream right from my elbow up in Shantisagar.
6. Cant arrange Cadbury Gems color wise on a table and eat one by one without being branded "dumb".
7. Cant go to "Sowbhagya bangle stores" and shop for Rs.150 trial makeup kits.Would have to empty my pockets on some firangi brands whose names I cant even pronounce!
8. Cant pull out my Yamaha and rip across the roads without the papparazzi and mammarazzi chasing me for a cover pic.
9. Cant cycle to the nearby park in the morning and would have dance with some silly hi-fundu aerobic classes to shed weight.
10. Cant carry Amma's dabba,specifically Curd rice and pickle around to work..oops shoots.
11. Cant go hogging with my gang of boys without being linked with them.
12. Cant wear "Cotton expo" pyjamas and go to Singh Uncle's stores to buy Potato chips.
13. Will have to cut my nails regularly and pedicure,manicure,floorcure,cementcure and every cure in the market.
14. Cant select and buy Tomatoes,potatoes and cabbage from the local market after barganing for 2 bucks.
15. Cant go to the Melas and party on 5 bucks golas and cotton candies without being photographed.
16. Cant eat with the cone icecream touching ur nose.
17. Cant lick your fingers after belting 1 Masala dosa and 1 Idli vada at the Dosa camp.Actually I dont think I can even go to the dosa camp easily.
18. Will have to use Fork,knife,sword,armour,helmet to "finish" the Grill sandwich.
19. Will have to have a well defined Signature and fake love lines practiced for autographs.
20. Cant wear Hawai chappals and go out.
21. fhgfgsfsdfgsdfgshfgkjsdhkfdfksjfhksjfhshfhfhd
22. jhdffusdyfsfuydiui8w9i850984 jdfdjhfsjluiuwiouiupovncmvnx,mbc....

Yeah u read it right.I would have to do things as meaningless as 21 and 22 in the list above.
So, I decided on not becoming famous!!!!

And the Oscar goes to......Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh not me!
No no...the grapes arent sour!! ;)